Bah! Humbug!

Once again, we find ourselves on the cusp of the Festive Season and, as is traditional at this time of year, I give the workers at Baccus Megacorps Industries half a day off and an extra lump of coal each with which to warm their miserable hovels.   Strangely enough, when I made this overly generous offer to the assembled group of hollow-eyed wage slaves, as a man they declared that they were off down to the pub and would not be back until the New Year.   Faced with this show of ingratitude I had no alternative but to close the workshop until their return and walk home through the snow,  taking the opportunity to kick the odd street urchin and curse random groups of carol singers for their irritating jollity.

In other words, we are now closed until January 2nd 2020. We've really worked very hard, day and night, to get as many orders out prior to the shut down, but we've not managed to complete all of the outstanding orders. I can only apologise for this, but it really is not for lack of effort.  If you are waiting for an order we'll get on to it immediately we return.

Over the midwinter break I will be taking a short online course on Creative Writing in anticipation of the annual review of the year past and predictions for the year ahead.

Team Baccus would like to wish all our customers a great Xmas and we look forward to making little toy soldiers for you in 2020 and beyond.

I must go now as I seem to have a rather spectral looking chap at the door who wishes to engage me about my Christmas predictions Past, Present and to Come…